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How to Text: REALLY QUICK SCRIPT, Deadline Aug 29! « Thread Started on Aug 29, 2009, 12:35am »
I would REALLY like these lines by like 7PM Central August 29th. It's just a really quick script that I want to make a silly animation to about how to text.
Character Descriptions: Guy 2: Think of a really cheesy Public Service Announcement or How To characters that you would see in Drivers Ed or like an office training video.
Guy 1: See guy two. Until Guy 1 goes crazy, then make it really exaggerated emotions, like way crazy funny exaggeration.
Bland Translator: As monotone as possible, think if microsoft sam was human.
Scene One Guy 1: Hello, I'm John Jacobs, and I'm going to help you make a leap into the digital age by explaining how to comprehend texting. (Transitions to Guy 1 and Guy 2 facing eachother.) Scene Two
Guy 1: Hey there. How are you?
Bland Translator: Sup?
Guy 2: Oh hello! I'm quite smitten at the moment, and yourself?
Bland Translator: N M U? (Read it as letters)
Guy 1: I'm in the same boat, what a riot it is! Bland Translator: l o l. (read it as letters again)
Guy 2: Hey, do you want to go down to partake in viewing our local sports teams in a social scenario? Bland Translator: wan go 2 game? r o f l.
Guy 1:(this has to be ridiculous, make it funny.) ARE YOU STUPID I HAVE A FAMILY TO FEED I CAN'T BE BOTHERED BY YOUR IDIOTIC AND TRIVIAL INVITATIONS SUCH AS, GOD YOU MAKE ME SO MAD WITH YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS I COULD KILL YOU (takes out knife)
Guy 2: OH GOD WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE?!
Guy 1: BECAUSE! Just for such an occasion, JUST FOR SUCH AN OCCASION, WHERE YOU ASK ME THE DUMBEST THING EVER, I HAVE A KNIFE, I KNIFE (feel free to adlib for a bit at this point.) AHHHHHHH I HATE YOU!
Guy 2: AHH! Bland Translator: No.
END.
Feel free to do ANY or ALL parts, and send it to Contact @ Myloreyes.com
Joined: Jul 2007 Gender: Male Posts: 24 Location: Illinois
Re: How to Text: REALLY QUICK SCRIPT, Deadline Aug « Reply #4 on Aug 29, 2009, 1:34pm »
Thank you for everyone sending their lines in, keep sending 'em, I won't stop taking em for a while! Calavera I love your parts I am definitely using one of your characters if not multiple.
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