Team Fortress 2 Short - [Closed] « Thread Started on Feb 25, 2010, 2:52am »
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WIFE: Tara RED ENGINEER: BLU ENGINEER: Electircstar RED SOLDIER: Electricstar
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Hey, Shippiddge here. I'm making a very short TF2 machinima, entitiled "SpyCheck!" and need three people to do some very short voice work. The lines I will post are ALL of the lines you will have in this short if you want to go for it, so for those of you looking for a quick little thing to be in for the sake of being in something, here is your chance. I'd really appreciate the help.
Now, the whole thing is basically an ad for a cure for Dispenser Erectile Dysfunction. It would probably help if you've played Team Fortress 2 before, as I'd like the people going for this part to try and sound like the characters.
RED ENGINEER: For this role, I'd like you to sound like the Red Engineer from Team Fortress 2 (link). This means having a heavy Texan accent. For his lines, I'd like you to sound sad (as if having ED) and then happy in the end.
WIFE (Tara) : The Red Engineer's wife doesn't have any specific requirements...really, you just have to sound like a convincing housewife.
If you'd like to try for either of these roles, send in these lines:
WIFE: Honey? Are you ready to “dispense”?
RED ENGINEER:[depressed] I...I..can't. A spy sapped my dispenser...
WIFE: Aw...that's okay, honey. It happens to everyone. We'll just cuddle tonight, okay?
RED ENGINEER: I...just can't get it up long enough.
RED ENGINEER: [happy] I used to never be able to keep my dispenser erect. But then I got SpyCheck! Now I know I'm always safe because I have a spy checker on my side. [to Pyro] Isn't that right, buddy?
RED SOLDIER (Electricstar) : For this role, I'd like you to sound like The Soldier from Team Fortress 2 (link).
If you'd like to try this role, send in these lines:
RED SOLDIER: Believe it or not, I too suffered from dispenser erectile dysfunction. But then I switched to Soldier. Because being an engineer is for pussies.
BLU ENGINEER (Electricstar): For this role, I'd like you also to sound like the TF2 Engineer. You are free to try out for both Engineers if you wish. Make sure to sound like you're part of a commercial.
If you'd like to try this role, send in these lines:
BLU ENGINEER:When I was first told about SpyCheck, I didn't think it would work. So I said to the salesman, “Keep your strange products away from me!” But then he set me on fire. And now I'm in a commercial for some reason!
Send audition lines to: shippauditions@yahoo.com
I accept the files in .wav or .mp3
And if you're interested in voicing in more TF2 machinima in the future, let me know, and I'll keep in touch. I'm likely going to need more voices in the near future.
Deadline: 02/27/10
« Last Edit: Feb 28, 2010, 11:25pm by Shippiddge »
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1. General Conduct. Respect the members and guidelines of this community. Flaming, insulting, or harrassing other members is unacceptable. Debates and other issues should be handled in a civil, mature manner. When it comes to auditions, we all know rejection sucks, but if you don't get cast for a project you auditioned for, please avoid posts that guilt-trip the producer with things like "I'm so disappointed...guess I still have a lot to work on" etc. Congratulate the cast or say nothing.
2. Personal Issues. Stop the drama. We've seen it numerous times on NG, but we don't need it here. If you're going to fight with someone, take it to Private Messaging or somewhere off the boards. Also in terms of personal issues: personal threads are fine when relevant to the community or asking for advice, but please do not make "blog"-type threads about how you hate life or what you did that day; that kind of stuff is for Livejournal or Myspace.
Okay okay, no insults or negativety intended. I'll cut down on the emoness, must be that time of day for me. 0__0 I kid ... lol Like with that Shippiddge joke, I never meant it intentionally, no harm meant.
Re: Team Fortress 2 Short (Very Short) - 3 Parts « Reply #7 on Feb 25, 2010, 6:22pm »
Every audition I've received so far has been GREAT, far surpassing my expectations. Props, gentlemen.
Though I've yet to see anyone try out for the wife. Listen, if you're male and have a high pitched voice, please feel free to go for it. It's unlikely that I'll get very many female auditions anyway. Though I hope for them, I rarely do.
I once knitted a sweater with the fabric of reality. It was an itchy sweater.
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Re: Team Fortress 2 Short (Very Short) - 3 Parts « Reply #8 on Feb 25, 2010, 6:41pm »
I saw this, figured I wasn't going to try out for it, but then saw your last post. It might sound a bit ridiculous, but I can pull off something that remotely sounds female. I'll do it whenever I have the chance.
And hurray, it's Shipp! It's good to know that you are still doing well and didn't drop off the face of the Earth. Have you checked out your channel comments lately? They are hilarious. Anyways, I'll stop fan rambling now XD
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