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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #2281 on Nov 1, 2011, 5:32pm »
Ken: Fry, it is my duty to inform you that the fate of humanity, the fate of our race, indeed the fate of all that exists and ever will exist rests with you. You are the single most important person in the universe.
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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #2283 on Nov 4, 2011, 7:15pm »
Arlene: "He does protest too much," huh? "He does protest too much." You know where that's from? You know who said that? Tim: Uh, yeah. It was Hamlet. Arlene: Wroooooong; Shakespeare.
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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #2285 on Nov 13, 2011, 12:03am »
Seth Meyers: According to new research, people who say they feel happy live 35% longer than those who are less happy, which means eventually, Ernie will have the house to himself.
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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #2286 on Nov 15, 2011, 3:16pm »
Dale: So it turns out I'm not the actual Dale Gribble, but a clone of him. The original Dale Gribble is a super-warrior from the year 2087. The second me, i.e. I, was created to help the first me fight the invading Mongol armies. Hank: Dale, that's asinine, and here's four reasons why. First, you're not gonna clone a super-warrior out of a guy who can't even win a thumb-wrestling match. Two, you've spent your life swearing that the robots will eliminate the clones by the year 2010, so which is it, robots or clones? Three, you've already said you sympathize with the invading Mongolians of 2087, so you'd be the last one they'd send to fight them. And four, if you were from the future, you would have seen this coming.
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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #2287 on Nov 18, 2011, 5:17pm »
"I wonder if Tim Tebow is an Internet troll who grew huge muscles and became a football player and is currently engaged in an epic prank on the NFL and football media."
(It sounds ridiculous at first, but the more you think about it... the more it makes perfect sense)
« Last Edit: Nov 18, 2011, 5:18pm by bananabuddy »
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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #2289 on Nov 21, 2011, 9:33pm »
I think I'm addicted to this thread...
In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talents, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new; an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking, is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto, "Anyone can cook". But I realize — only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius now cooking at Gusteau's, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest chef in France. I will be returning to Gusteau's soon, hungry for more. - Anton Ego
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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #2290 on Nov 25, 2011, 1:05pm »
Dude: You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped and you were fuckin' glad, man. You could use it as an excuse to make some money disappear. All you needed was a sap to pin it on! You'd just met me! You human... paraquat! You figured 'Oh, here's a loser', you know? A deadbeat, someone the square community won't give a shit about.
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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #2291 on Nov 26, 2011, 7:46pm »
"Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world. Unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world to themselves. All progress, therefore, depends on unreasonable people."
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Re: Quote of the day « Reply #2294 on Dec 1, 2011, 2:18pm »
Yes, there is a conspiracy, indeed there are a great number of conspiracies, all tripping each other up… the main thing that I learned about conspiracy theories is that conspiracy theorists actually believe in the conspiracy because that is more comforting. The truth of the world is that it is chaotic. The truth is, that it is not the Jewish banking conspiracy, or the grey aliens, or the twelve-foot reptiloids from another dimension that are in control, the truth is far more frightening; no-one is in control, the world is rudderless." - Alan Moore
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