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How to be Happy, need narrator
« Thread Started on Sept 5, 2012, 1:39pm »

Hello, all! I am doing a how-to video for school, and I need a narrator. This is going to be sarcastic, the title is "How to be Happy". It is a parody of our culture and the things people think will make them happy, but don't.

I need someone with a very documentary style announcer voice. It should not sound sarcastic at all, but very factual straightforward. By this I do not mean boring and monotone, we just want to juxtapose the professional narrator voice with the ridiculous lines. We need to start filming soon, so I need auditions as soon as possible. For an example of the sarcastic style this will be in, here is another one of my school projects:

Here are your demo lines. Please send your MP3s to jaredclif@gmail.com. Please send them all as one file, and put your screen name in the title, e.g., "triplearrow_how to audition" Deadline is 2200 Eastern on Sunday, September 9th.

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Step 2: Own a pet. Pets are very therapeutic; in fact, Therapy Dogs International uses dogs to help treat hospital patients. Physical contact and affection have powerful healing properties, and will improve physical health and overall happiness.

Step 11: Comfort and luxury improve status, status improves confidence, confidence improves happiness, but so does plastic surgery. It's time to buy that perfect face, or perfect butt. Being beautiful is important, as it promotes happiness, but also provides more opportunities. Don't be selfish though; be sure and pay for your wife's surgery, too. Nothing says wealth and power like a hot trophy wife.

Step 12: Donate to a charity such as the Baby Seal Club. Giving is its own reward, but the tax benefits don't hurt either. More exemptions means less to worry about, which gives you more time to enjoy other things, like working a soup kitchen! Nothing improves self-image like giving to those in need while wearing an $800 suit.

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Re: How to be Happy, need narrator
« Reply #1 on Sept 5, 2012, 6:16pm »

Audition sent! Thanks for giving a listen.

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Re: How to be Happy, need narrator
« Reply #2 on Sept 6, 2012, 9:59pm »

I have received a couple of auditions, and they are sounding great! If you get the part, you will receive an email from me at the deadline. Thank you for your time!

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