WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS

[mbkerr1014]

So if you've ever find yourself looking for internet nerd humor, you may have come across a website called toplessrobot.com, a veritable nerd sanctuary of geek-lists and nerd-worthy news. One ongoing feature has been 'Fan Fiction Friday,' where the author trudges through the dark series of tubes to find the worst fan fiction ever. We're not talking about any ordinary Mary-Sue 'Buffy' fanfic or ludicrous Disney/Marvel team-ups (hmmmm...); we're talking fanfics of a more mature adult nature. And even then, we're not talking about ordinary 'Buffy/Angel' marriage or Beauty & the Beast (X-Men) crossover...we're talking DARK stuff...stuff you cannot unread. One of the latest (and ludicrous) involved the Hogwarts Lake Squid getting intimate with Hogwarts; I don't mean the students/staff of Hogwarts (though that would be pretty bad enough), I'm talking about the sentient building itself! So you should have a basic idea of what horrors site maintainer Rob Bricken has witnessed to bring back such 'gems.'

Last Friday, he came across a fan fiction that would normally just be forgotten to the anals of internet time...except something happened that has never happened before. I would do it a disservice to even try and describe it, so go to the link below and discover the awesome power that is:

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?!

NOTE: While the link does not contain the story nor any graphic images, there is some language that may be best held for home or for people not of age where the F-bomb won't destroy their innocent minds. Nothing worse than that...it's not Angry Video Game Nerd level. Just a fair notice.

[André Kujikawa]

The URL doesn't work.

Explain?

[mbkerr1014]

It means I'm still getting used to posting in a different forum. It should be correct now. Thank you.

[André Kujikawa]

No prob,...wait.

This is beautiful.

" NO ONE USES SPELL CHECKER IN THE INTERNET!!! BAWWWWWWWWWW, I'M ONLY IN HIGH SCHOOL. "

...This is as beautiful as 'what is this i don't even' meme.

[Hellmonkey500]

I'm soooo gonna start using that xD

And I read the story out of curiosity, my first thought afterwards, "This gives a whole new meaning to Pedobear"

[André Kujikawa]

I read the guy/gal's story.

Really.....disturbing. Thanks for not linking that to us mbkerr1014. Srsly. Thanks.

But then I searched around and found the guy/gal's profile on some site for furries. And the guy/gal in his information thing said...

" Humans should have sex with animals 24/7! "

......

Excuse me, I'm raging.

[mbkerr1014]

Yeah, I would not subject anyone to those stores. Even with Rob's commentary, which adds a bit of MST3K commentary to help salve the pain, the stories themselves are still horrible.

Still, this meme may pretty much justify all the pain (though not the story itself...that guy's just sick).

[Calavera]

Sept 14, 2009 14:20:35 GMT -5 André Kujikawa said:

But then I searched around...on some site for furries.

I do not approve of your methods, good sir.

[mbkerr1014]

This keeps getting better. The author replied to the original fanfic post with this:

Brickhousebunny21 said:
Everyone here is in trouble now, I just sent a message to a site mod from Yiffstar and if this site doesn't delete all traces of this story or if anyone here doesn't get rid of this little joke they've made out of this story in three days, everyone here will be banned for life just like I've warned everyone else here like before, don't bother trying to lie to the site mods to save your own skins because the site mods are on my side and there's nothing you can do about it, they've already found out who Rob Bricken is and they're on my side as we speak, they agreed in three days time everyone here will be banned if the big boss behind all this doesn't get rid of all traces of this little joke they've posted, this is your last warning, I've warned you all but you didn't listen, deleting any evidance won't do you any good either, I've shown every piece of evidance to the site mods and it's all over for everyone here and Rob Bricken, if everyone here doesn't follow the warning and get rid of this in three days, than judgement day will come for everyone here and Rob Bricken, even if you had nothing to do with it, I don't care and the mods agree with me, you have three days and if this isn't gone when I get back, the mods will ban everyone here, even making all the bad comments won't do you any good. You all have three days or else.

Posted 09/14/2009 at 03:55:11 PM

To quote John Rambo in First Blood:

Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go.

[Hellmonkey500]

OMG XD

That guy keeps saying, "Everyone will be banned for life"

What will thay be banned from might I ask?

Does he mean this site Yiffstar? Jugeing by the name, that's probably a furry site, and honestly getting banned from a furry site...is probably a good thing XD

And if not, then his threat is useless, because what could a Mod on that site do to any other site.

Also, his argument is hilariously flawed XD

If this site doesn't delete all traces of this story

Deleting any evidance won't do you any good either

Like WTF XD

[mbkerr1014]

The Topless Robot community is having a field day with this.

[Hellmonkey500]

Sept 14, 2009 16:32:01 GMT -5 mbkerr1014 said:

The Topless Robot community is having a field day with this.

OH MY GAWD!

This is getting Effing hilarious!!!! xD

Mbkerr, you have to keep us updated on this, it's sooooo funny, I really want to know what'll happen after the three days xD

[Shockdingo]

Holy crap, this is one of the funniest things I've read in a while. Gotta love the Spider-man meme pic on TR.

[Druoxtheshredder]

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS

[Wedge Antillies]

I say we make a VA challenge out of this!