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Post by Ovarku on Mar 31, 2011 22:27:24 GMT -5
"i went to buy me some camouflage pants the other day but i couldn't find any....... #thinkaboutit" ~ Dave Chappelle's twitter
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Post by bananabuddy on Apr 5, 2011 17:54:16 GMT -5
"Live simply so that others may simply live."
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Post by Ovarku on Apr 22, 2011 7:46:41 GMT -5
"Man, when I was your age we didn't have terrorists, we had Team Rocket, & even a 10year old kid knew how to deal with them."
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Post by bananabuddy on May 6, 2011 19:11:05 GMT -5
"Oh look! Here he comes now, he's gonna ask me to go to his birthday party.
'HI, MISUSS DON'GY! YOU WAN' COM'ON DOWN 'MAH BIRFDAY PARTY?'"
- Kenneth Parcel
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Post by Whistler on May 9, 2011 2:56:19 GMT -5
My girlfriend was cleaning my apartment and she found these earrings that weren't hers. She flipped out, threw them in my face, and demanded I tell her whose they were. I said "Whoa, calm down, baby. Let's handle this like adults. Now.. finish cleaning my apartment".
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I spent last weekend with my girlfriend. She loves chocolate. Every time she has some I hear "I LOVE chocolate. I'm a chocoholic. I'm addicted to chocolate". That upset me. So I took her for a drive to a shady neighbourhood downtown. I pointed to a crackhead and I said "You see that, baby? ..Why can't you be that skinny?".
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Post by bananabuddy on May 10, 2011 17:06:17 GMT -5
"All ve hurd vas yhod'ling!"
- Franz Liebkind
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Post by Wedge Antillies on May 14, 2011 4:07:58 GMT -5
"Michelangelo, you're disgusting. You are no longer my favorite turtle! Fuck you for inventing these horrible pizzas!"
- James Rolfe (AVGN)
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Post by Aramek on May 18, 2011 16:41:38 GMT -5
I see you driving
Round town with the girl I love
And I'm like, "Haiku."
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Post by Rigor on May 18, 2011 17:09:04 GMT -5
1- "Ve are sinking! Ve are sinking!"
2- "Vat are you sinking about?"
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Post by bananabuddy on Jun 4, 2011 23:48:48 GMT -5
"Be water, my friend"
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Post by Ovarku on Jun 5, 2011 5:37:40 GMT -5
"Any dude who doesn't shower with a beer is a huge pussy." twitter.com/#!/TheBiggIdea/status/76820106629496832 |
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Post by Apa on Jun 12, 2011 20:59:09 GMT -5
[6:46:49 PM] André: Assburgers [6:46:52 PM] André: Assburgers everywhere [6:47:23 PM] Apatheria: Suddenly assburgers [6:47:32 PM] Apatheria: Assburgers, as far as the eye can see [6:47:36 PM] André: SHOOT THEM [6:47:38 PM] André: SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD [6:47:39 PM] Apatheria: KILL THEM [6:47:42 PM] Apatheria: KILL THEM IN THEIR FACE [6:47:46 PM] André: BURN THEM WITH [6:47:48 PM] André: FIRRREEE [6:47:58 PM] Apatheria: DROWN THEM WITH [6:48:00 PM] Apatheria: WATERRRRRR [6:48:22 PM] André: RIP THEIR FLESH WITH [6:48:24 PM] André: IROOONS [6:48:33 PM] Apatheria: CRUSH THEIR BONES WITH [6:48:40 PM] Apatheria: ROOOOOCKS [6:48:56 PM] André: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxWu0Nao1IM&feature=related[6:48:58 PM] André: KILL THEM [6:48:59 PM] André: TO THIS MUSIC [6:49:53 PM] Apatheria: www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6_zsJ8KPP0[6:49:54 PM] Apatheria: DESTROY THEM [6:49:57 PM] Apatheria: TO THIS MUSIC [6:50:44 PM] André: I can't. [6:50:46 PM] André: Hear it. [6:50:47 PM] André: Sadness. [6:50:51 PM] Apatheria: Oh. [6:50:53 PM] Apatheria: That sucks. [6:50:55 PM] Apatheria: Fuck, man. |
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Post by André Kujikawa on Jun 16, 2011 21:36:53 GMT -5
[03:35:50] André: I was into nerdy animu shit when I was 15
[03:35:57] André: but then one year later my balls and my dick connected to my brain
[03:36:01] André: and thus cool andre was born
[03:36:09] Demon (Marisa/Mag): lmao wat
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Post by Wedge Antillies on Jun 28, 2011 3:18:59 GMT -5
"The force is strong in this one."
- Shadowranma
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Post by Ovarku on Jun 28, 2011 7:36:26 GMT -5
On Facebook 10:10pm Beaver ~ "Keira Knightley is on tv..the things I'd like to do to that woman... I mean it would be over quick and she would be disappointed ..but still" 10:11pm Lisa ~ "but her boobs are soooooo tiny" 10:12pm Beaver ~ "They will hold shape when she's old and not sag into her cornflakes  " |
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