My girlfriend was cleaning my apartment and she found these earrings that weren't hers. She flipped out, threw them in my face, and demanded I tell her whose they were. I said "Whoa, calm down, baby. Let's handle this like adults. Now.. finish cleaning my apartment".
I spent last weekend with my girlfriend. She loves chocolate. Every time she has some I hear "I LOVE chocolate. I'm a chocoholic. I'm addicted to chocolate". That upset me. So I took her for a drive to a shady neighbourhood downtown. I pointed to a crackhead and I said "You see that, baby? ..Why can't you be that skinny?".
[6:46:49 PM] André: Assburgers [6:46:52 PM] André: Assburgers everywhere [6:47:23 PM] Apatheria: Suddenly assburgers [6:47:32 PM] Apatheria: Assburgers, as far as the eye can see [6:47:36 PM] André: SHOOT THEM [6:47:38 PM] André: SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD [6:47:39 PM] Apatheria: KILL THEM [6:47:42 PM] Apatheria: KILL THEM IN THEIR FACE [6:47:46 PM] André: BURN THEM WITH [6:47:48 PM] André: FIRRREEE [6:47:58 PM] Apatheria: DROWN THEM WITH [6:48:00 PM] Apatheria: WATERRRRRR [6:48:22 PM] André: RIP THEIR FLESH WITH [6:48:24 PM] André: IROOONS [6:48:33 PM] Apatheria: CRUSH THEIR BONES WITH [6:48:40 PM] Apatheria: ROOOOOCKS [6:48:56 PM] André: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxWu0Nao1IM&feature=related [6:48:58 PM] André: KILL THEM [6:48:59 PM] André: TO THIS MUSIC [6:49:53 PM] Apatheria: www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6_zsJ8KPP0 [6:49:54 PM] Apatheria: DESTROY THEM [6:49:57 PM] Apatheria: TO THIS MUSIC [6:50:44 PM] André: I can't. [6:50:46 PM] André: Hear it. [6:50:47 PM] André: Sadness. [6:50:51 PM] Apatheria: Oh. [6:50:53 PM] Apatheria: That sucks. [6:50:55 PM] Apatheria: Fuck, man.
Post by André Kujikawa on Jun 16, 2011 21:36:53 GMT -5
[03:35:50] André: I was into nerdy animu shit when I was 15 [03:35:57] André: but then one year later my balls and my dick connected to my brain [03:36:01] André: and thus cool andre was born [03:36:09] Demon (Marisa/Mag): lmao wat
UMM, LIKE STOP HITTING ON ME SILLY NAKAMA CHANS TOO SUGOI FOR YOUR MANGAS TEEHEE ^__^;
10:10pm Beaver ~ "Keira Knightley is on tv..the things I'd like to do to that woman... I mean it would be over quick and she would be disappointed ..but still" 10:11pm Lisa ~ "but her boobs are soooooo tiny" 10:12pm Beaver ~ "They will hold shape when she's old and not sag into her cornflakes "
If you're gonna break the rules, be brilliant...otherwise don't break the rules