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Post by bananabuddy on Jun 28, 2011 23:18:34 GMT -5
Jim - Is it just me, or does it smell like updog in here?
Pam - What's updog?
Jim - Nothing much, what's up with you?
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Post by cardboardwalk on Jul 3, 2011 6:08:22 GMT -5
Seeing as how it is Sunday I will post a very interesting passage I happened to open up to the other day.
Ezekiel 23:20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
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Post by bananabuddy on Jul 7, 2011 12:26:46 GMT -5
*Link crawls out of the well in Kakariko Village*
Kid: What's down there?
Link: WATER. J-JUST WATER.
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Post by TheAtticus on Jul 19, 2011 15:15:56 GMT -5
"Grab the gun; take the canoli."
Richard S. Castellano as Peter Clemenza
The Godfather
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Post by kaybee613 on Jul 23, 2011 19:46:48 GMT -5
"What's that around the words?"
"Oh, that's Pincer. He's a giant scorpion...alien bug....thing. And he's evil."- My sister asking about my Starship T-shirt, and my response.
"Why do you have to hit chickens?"
"Apparently because that ghost wants to make gumbo but is scared of roosters with bombs. How can roosters even hold bombs? And he's a ghost.... he's already dead."
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Post by bananabuddy on Jul 28, 2011 13:21:56 GMT -5
Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me. I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out.
- Ichiro Suzuki
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Post by Wedge Antillies on Jul 29, 2011 17:36:21 GMT -5
(From the Star Wars: The Old Republic forums)
"You're in the cantina and you spot a very attractive lonely soul drinking at the bar. You go up to him/her and say..."
>>"That ass looks like it could pull the ears off a gundark "
>> "I can get those pants off in less than 12 parsecs "
>> "Baby, i can show you love in Alderaan places. "
>> "The hardest thing I've ever had to smuggle is... Well it looks like he already wants to meet you."
>> "I'll storm your landing bay if you lower your blast shields."
>> "Babe, I'd make love to you in a Couroscant minute and take my Noobian time doing it."
>>"Alternatively, before the act of love making, I will shout as loud as I can: 'GET IN THERE, YOU BIG FURRY OAF! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SMELL!'"
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Post by Maravex on Aug 13, 2011 12:38:28 GMT -5
"Elise is on that train? Uh-oh! Gotta speed up!"
"UH-OH, I'M A TARDASS!!"
Somethingawfuls Pokecapn's Lets play of Sonic 06.
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Post by bananabuddy on Aug 15, 2011 15:06:08 GMT -5
Interviewer 1: We'd love to hire you, Mr. Cox, but you're just overqualified.
Isaac: I'm not as good as you think.
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Interviewer 2: Looking at your qualifications... I think you're just... overqualified.
Isaac: I guess I don't understand what that means. You're worried I'll do too good a job?
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Interviewer 3: Mr. Cox, this is quite a resume. You might be over-
Isaac: I will beat my head against this desk, over and over again, until I am as stupid as you want me to be!
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Post by Apa on Sept 2, 2011 1:16:32 GMT -5
[11:08:11 PM] SHADOWFOX2: Every VA works at Funimation [11:09:09 PM] Captain Apatheria: I work at Funimation. [11:11:04 PM] SHADOWFOX2:  [11:11:30 PM] Para_not a troll: Iwork at the FUNimation in-house McDonald's. [11:12:09 PM] Para_not a troll: I get to serve burgers to all them anime actors. I see Apa every day. he always orders a Big Mac with extra Mac. [11:12:52 PM] Captain Apatheria: I order a big dick with extra dick. Also, the final words of Oscar Wilde as he lay dying in a Paris hotel. "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do." |
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Post by bananabuddy on Sept 2, 2011 2:56:33 GMT -5
"One last drink, please"
- Jack Daniel's last words
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Post by bananabuddy on Sept 13, 2011 16:41:01 GMT -5
"Would it go against some vast, eternal plan if these dogs FELL overboard?"
Hollywood as Noah
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Post by bananabuddy on Sept 22, 2011 23:57:49 GMT -5
I can't enjoy a party until I know where the bathroom is. You knew that when you married me.
- Hank Hill
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Post by Calavera on Sept 27, 2011 1:21:38 GMT -5
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Post by bananabuddy on Oct 19, 2011 1:44:18 GMT -5
Claire: You know that dangerous intersection?
Phil: ... Where desire meets jealousy and the result is murder?
Claire: Mm mm. The one where I almost killed you this morning.
Phil: Oh, oh yeah.
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